Curse

EchoSex · Oct 28, 2005, 12:13 AM // 00:13

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Originally Posted by Avari Zi

Hehehe I wish things like that happened around my house. It sounds like an action movie.

Haha, I can see it now - "In another world, in another time, one man sets out to defend the one thing that matters most - the life of his kitten. And he'll take ANYTHING that gets in the way." *That stupid song 'I stand Alone' plays in the backround as the fight scene with the possum engauges in cool effects, with slow mo and blood all over the face of the actor who plays Mark.*

PieXags · Oct 28, 2005, 01:41 AM // 01:41

Last time I was visiting with a friend, I found out he was afraid of spiders. We were sitting around just, doing stupid shit when the guy froze and said there was a spider on my pants, I was sitting there and not being afraid of spiders myself was like "Well just kill the damn thing, who cares", but that's when I found out he was afraid of it. I didn't realize how large it was at the time, so I just kept telling him to hit the damn thing. He picked up his CD wallet (smaller than the spider as a whole, but I didn't know this), and he screamed like a little girl and said it was facing my pantleg, it was about to go right up my goddam pantleg. So I was just like...RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin'...whatever, I quickly turned myself over, which tossed the spider onto the bed and I saw just what the hell it was. The size of my hand, not the sort of thing I see every day. I didn't really give a shit, I used to see them a fair bit before I'd moved here, but this kid was RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin' near pissing himself over a spider. So I decided I'd let him have fun, we filled a little squirt gun with water and told him to have at it, I wanted to watch him act like a little girl. So he battled the spider, tried to get it in a jar, only to find it wouldn't fit in a jar. So I went out and got a pail so I could watch him battle it some more in another room of the house, I didn't give a shit, afterall. So I clamped the thing under the pail, flipped it over and used a pillow as a lid. I brought it outside and told him to get some gas. I filled the tiny little squirt gun with gasoline and squirt the hell out of it until the gun was dry. We put the spider then in a barrel (much much larger than the pail, you know like the kind of things you hide behind in FPS games), and we went up the ladder onto his roof, after we'd set the barrel in the driveway. Long story short, we tossed a wire brush from the roof into the barrel, being that it was a wire brush clashing with the steel of the barrel, that spider caught fire and exploded the damn thing, and I'm assuming because of the fumes, it charred most of the barrel's inside as well. I was having the time of my life watching this guy flee from the spider while trying to blow it up and what not. Anyway, after we'd done that we went up to the barrel and found that the spider wasn't dead. It was RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin' as frantic as ever. I'd never seen a spider the size of my hand, charred black, run around so fast inside a barrel. We did the next best thing and just covered the spider in lighter fluid (which seemed to...RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO up the spider pretty good), we dumped it onto the driveway where it stood still, then RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin...lit it up, and well...

Have any of you seen a giant flaming (literally) spider sprint around your driveway? I was mean as hell back then, now that I think about it. He was so afraid of the spider though, he insisted that if we kill it we make it good, so I said whatever, knock yourself out. When the spider died it was black as hell, charred to the bone, standing in his driveway, we didn't know it was dead, until he walked up and hit it with his shoe. The spider's supposedly solid black frame feel into a pile of ash. It was the coolest thing ever.

Oh, and then there was this one time there was a "nest" of bats in our attic! Should I tell that story too!

Avari Zi · Oct 28, 2005, 01:46 AM // 01:46

Hehehehehe nice story Pie, I wish I could have been there to see a flaming spider, especially one that big

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EchoSex · Oct 28, 2005, 01:47 AM // 01:47

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Originally Posted by PieXags

Last time I was visiting with a friend, I found out he was afraid of spiders. We were sitting around just, doing stupid shit when the guy froze and said there was a spider on my pants, I was sitting there and not being afraid of spiders myself was like "Well just kill the damn thing, who cares", but that's when I found out he was afraid of it. I didn't realize how large it was at the time, so I just kept telling him to hit the damn thing. He picked up his CD wallet (smaller than the spider as a whole, but I didn't know this), and he screamed like a little girl and said it was facing my pantleg, it was about to go right up my goddam pantleg. So I was just like...RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin'...whatever, I quickly turned myself over, which tossed the spider onto the bed and I saw just what the hell it was. The size of my hand, not the sort of thing I see every day. I didn't really give a shit, I used to see them a fair bit before I'd moved here, but this kid was RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin' near pissing himself over a spider. So I decided I'd let him have fun, we filled a little squirt gun with water and told him to have at it, I wanted to watch him act like a little girl. So he battled the spider, tried to get it in a jar, only to find it wouldn't fit in a jar. So I went out and got a pail so I could watch him battle it some more in another room of the house, I didn't give a shit, afterall. So I clamped the thing under the pail, flipped it over and used a pillow as a lid. I brought it outside and told him to get some gas. I filled the tiny little squirt gun with gasoline and squirt the hell out of it until the gun was dry. We put the spider then in a barrel (much much larger than the pail, you know like the kind of things you hide behind in FPS games), and we went up the ladder onto his roof, after we'd set the barrel in the driveway. Long story short, we tossed a wire brush from the roof into the barrel, being that it was a wire brush clashing with the steel of the barrel, that spider caught fire and exploded the damn thing, and I'm assuming because of the fumes, it charred most of the barrel's inside as well. I was having the time of my life watching this guy flee from the spider while trying to blow it up and what not. Anyway, after we'd done that we went up to the barrel and found that the spider wasn't dead. It was RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin' as frantic as ever. I'd never seen a spider the size of my hand, charred black, run around so fast inside a barrel. We did the next best thing and just covered the spider in lighter fluid (which seemed to...RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO up the spider pretty good), we dumped it onto the driveway where it stood still, then RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin...lit it up, and well...

Have any of you seen a giant flaming (literally) spider sprint around your driveway? I was mean as hell back then, now that I think about it. He was so afraid of the spider though, he insisted that if we kill it we make it good, so I said whatever, knock yourself out. When the spider died it was black as hell, charred to the bone, standing in his driveway, we didn't know it was dead, until he walked up and hit it with his shoe. The spider's supposedly solid black frame feel into a pile of ash. It was the coolest thing ever.

Oh, and then there was this one time there was a "nest" of bats in our attic! Should I tell that story too!

THAT is the creepist sounding spider o_O The burning part made me laugh :P

heist23 · Oct 28, 2005, 01:54 AM // 01:54

hahahahah...THAT is the funniest story i have ever heard. ever.

hey, i just saw Avari Zi online about half an hour ago. funny.

Avari Zi · Oct 28, 2005, 01:58 AM // 01:58

Why didn't you say hi?

n0fairzer0 · Oct 28, 2005, 02:01 AM // 02:01

because he's not chris, duh

heist23 · Oct 28, 2005, 02:03 AM // 02:03

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Originally Posted by Avari Zi

Why didn't you say hi?

you exited off before i could...

EchoSex · Oct 28, 2005, 02:09 AM // 02:09

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Originally Posted by heist23

you exited off before i could...

Carefull, she bites!

Mistress Eyahl · Oct 28, 2005, 02:27 AM // 02:27

Cruelty to animals tbh.

EchoSex · Oct 28, 2005, 02:33 AM // 02:33

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Originally Posted by Mistress Eyahl

Cruelty to animals tbh.

If it tries to eat my kitten or myself and sets itself as a threat, it's dead.

PieXags · Oct 28, 2005, 02:59 AM // 02:59

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Originally Posted by Mistress Eyahl

Cruelty to animals tbh.

Remember the last time you whacked a mosquito, or swat a fly? Same thing. A huge spider trying to run up my pantleg, running around the house, etc. It was creepy as shit, plus we were young. Boys at a young age are cruel to bugs. I've never pulled the wings off a fly before, though. And lets face it, a huge ass-spider can be pretty dangerous, as in you DON'T want it alive. He wanted to kill it good so he wouldn't be so afraid, I said...fine. Whatever. Torched a spider when we were younger, it was weird as hell.

Those bats were pretty awesome though, try to picture me crawling around the crawlspace of my attic when I wake up a "nest" of bats less than two feet in front of me. The crawlspace was right about my brother's bedroom, and when you're in a tiny little crawlspace you can hardly fit in with bats flying around you, and landing on you half the time, screeching like hell they were...that was scary (and fun, now that it's over) as shit. Then we battled them indoors with a broom, and I even broke our hutch in two.

EchoSex · Oct 28, 2005, 03:00 AM // 03:00

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Originally Posted by PieXags

Those bats were pretty awesome though, try to picture me crawling around the crawlspace of my attic when I wake up a "nest" of bats less than two feet in front of me. The crawlspace was right about my brother's bedroom, and when you're in a tiny little crawlspace you can hardly fit in with bats flying around you, and landing on you half the time, screeching like hell they were...that was scary (and fun, now that it's over) as shit. Then we battled them indoors with a broom, and I even broke our hutch in two.

That just put that scene from ALIENS into my head, the soldier poking his head above the ceiling plates with a flashlight. BOO! AHH!

d4nowar · Oct 28, 2005, 03:18 AM // 03:18

I used to take small frogs and stick them in my garden hose. They fly pretty far.

I also noticed that I'm on this good list of yours, Pie.

Hah... and the last entry on that page was nice too.

EchoSex · Oct 28, 2005, 03:19 AM // 03:19

Haha, aloha de Dan. Long time no see. Nice flyin' frogs :#

d4nowar · Oct 28, 2005, 03:20 AM // 03:20

Yeah, my computer has been pissing me off, and I've had lots of work to do.

The marching season is almost over though.

Mistress Eyahl · Oct 28, 2005, 04:17 AM // 04:17

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Originally Posted by EchoSex

If it tries to eat my kitten or myself and sets itself as a threat, it's dead.

Wasn't talking to you actually.

And to you, Pie.. I don't swat mossies or flys. If I do have to kill something, I do it humanely. Lets just say I couldn't laugh at the spider on fire.

Not that it really needed killing anyway.. tell your friend to grow some balls. The bigger the spider, the less dangerous it is so don't even spew the "It might have hurt me" .

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I don't want to know what you did to the bats either. In this country they're protected and it's against the law to move a colony.

PieXags · Oct 28, 2005, 04:31 AM // 04:31

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Originally Posted by Mistress Eyahl

Wasn't talking to you actually.

And to you, Pie.. I don't swat mossies or flys. If I do have to kill something, I do it humanely. Lets just say I couldn't laugh at the spider on fire.

Not that it really needed killing anyway.. tell your friend to grow some balls. The bigger the spider, the less dangerous it is so don't even spew the "It might have hurt me" .

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I don't want to know what you did to the bats either. In this country they're protected and it's against the law to move a colony.

What can I say, it's typical of little kids to be into that sort of thing (and the time, we were). And about the bats, so long as they pay their share, they can stay. Otherwise, they better learn to stay the hell away from me things! The bats I tried to get out the doors with a broomstick, but then scared the hell out of me in the process, I missed, and fell right into the hutch and smashed the hell out of it. They went out the door while I was picking shards of glass out of my ass.

Mistress Eyahl · Oct 28, 2005, 04:32 AM // 04:32

Just how little were you

PieXags · Oct 28, 2005, 04:35 AM // 04:35

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Originally Posted by Mistress Eyahl

Just how little were you

I don't really remember, it was several years ago, maybe eleven? Now that I think about it, that "big as my hand" thing might not even apply, if I was that young my hand would've been much much smaller.